the 9 circles of hell
- unbaptized infants / virtuous pagans / jimmy carter
- gross bugs nobody really likes
- millenials / youtube comments / digital marketing
- people who order a whole weird pizza instead of half weird pizza half the kind their friends like
- bill cosby / big pants jared / etc
- every US president except jimmy carter
- christians who picked the “wrong” denomination
- goldman sachs
- lucifer himself
- people who take up 2 seats on the train