1. unbaptized infants / virtuous pagans / jimmy carter
  2. gross bugs nobody really likes
  3. millenials / youtube comments / digital marketing
  4. people who order a whole weird pizza instead of half weird pizza half the kind their friends like
  5. bill cosby / big pants jared / etc
  6. every US president except jimmy carter
  7. christians who picked the “wrong” denomination
  8. goldman sachs
  9. lucifer himself
  10. people who take up 2 seats on the train